Some video from last December resurfaced recently, featured this morning on BuzzFeed, in which John McCain says he “hates the bloggers”.

Well that’s disconcerting. If I’m considering voting for someone, I’d prefer that they not be predisposed to hating me before even getting to know me. Women already do that. And yes, while making the chloroformings more satisfying, the overall idea of it makes me kind of sad. I expect it from them because they have vaginas, which makes them automatically predisposed for silliness. But not from my senile presidential candidates. Sniff.

Oh…you say he was probably referring to “serious” bloggers, eh? I can be serious. Remember that time I uncovered Watergate? That Woodward cocksucker is always stealing my material.