Much like Cheryl Tweedy, I need no reason to post pictures of uber-MILF Kelly Ripa. However, this time she did actually give me a reason. She competed in the High Heel-a-Thon in Central Park to benefit the March of Dimes on Thursday.

Take a look at the butt picture below and tell me how it is humanly possible for her to have had three kids. You could play quarters on that ass, not that that would be my first choice of things to do with it.