Here I am thinking that Lauren Conrad was the respectable girl of the ladies on The Hills. Heidi Montag is a plastic-surgeried-up media-slut, Audrina Patridge poses topless, and I don’t know if any other girls are on the show because I don’t watch it, but then comes these pics of a clearly hammered Miss Conrad leaving a Hollywood watering hole and all my positive impressions of her and her cleavage are forever tainted.
I am so cleavaged by Lauren’s obvious disregard for cleavage that I may cleavage and never cleavage again. So, so cleavage…
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July 10, 2008
#1
how the hell does this broad not have any nipple slips yet
July 11, 2008
#2
when a hot babe goes out in a dress like that… why do I not end up getting a nice peek at a nipple?!?! *sheesh* that dress even looks like we should have had the pleasure of a full breast view! Disappointed!
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