Did I mention that Wimbledon held their finals this past weekend? Oh yeah, I did. I still don’t care who won, since Ana Ivanovic wasn’t in the finals and neither was my other favorite tennis player Maria Kirilenko.

There’s all this hubub about matches being fixed, but frankly I don’t care if they fix matches as long as they fix them so Ana and Maria can meet in the finals each tournament and then have a warm, loving embrace at the net after the match… with their tops off.