Oh, come on! Another topless WAG?!

Yet again, a soccer guy named Ronaldo is on a beach/boat/whatever with a sexy chick who isn’t afraid to show off her cans to the world. This time it’s some chick named Maria Beatriz Anthony, aka Bia, vacationing with just Ronaldo, as opposed to Cristiano Ronaldo (who has a hotter WAG btw).

I don’t care if I am well past my school age years and it’s a little late to start playing professional soccer. I just want to get on some local team, because you know there has to be some Voodoo Economics thing happening with this whole soccer-hot WAG stuff and I will at least be able to land me a hot local WAG that will run around and show me her tatas.