Reggie Bush and his lesser half Kim Kardashian attended some crap called the Championship Gaming Series Kick-Off Party the other day. I have no idea what the hell that is, nor do I care. I think I figured out why Reggie is with Kim though. She is one of the few chicks out there that a) doesn’t care if you piss all over her, and b) she has her own money. Anyway, here they were…

Oh! I just thought of another reason they are so compatible. They both have a lot of money for basically accomplishing nothing professionally. A perfect match! Oh yeah… Reggie also recently told Kim that she is too fat. Awesome.