Just about every week, we bring you whores doing stupid things on YouTube for your attention in a section I like to call Random YouTube Fetish. This week, some of the best videos on the Internet of girls petting cute little animals! Awwww so cute! And arousing! This is the most confusing erection I’ve had since that unfortunate incident with my proctologist.

This one is great because the girl is very attractive and it appears that her puppy is put into a microwave. Must be a viral marketing campaign for some sort of delicious animal recipes. Tanning and a snack, how delicious!

I like big dogs because they’re so cute and big and dumb and I like small girls because they’re so cute and little and dumb, so this seems like a perfect marriage of two great tastes that go great together. Also I used to jerk off to Clifford the Big Red Dog, so bonus for me.

Our only cat video of the bunch, unfortunately. This video’s pretty cool because it has an artistic vibe too. Because she’s in a white dress and the kittens are black. It’s like black on blonde porn, just with slightly less deep-dicking.

Here’s two girls in bed with their pooch. Note the one in the pink barking at the dog. I make girls bark all the time in bed. Then I take them for a walk and make them pee on a fire hydrant. Look, I’m not saying I don’t like odd things, I just try to let you into my world. Whatever. Judgey.

Here’s a video of a cute chick and her dog with more jump cuts than a Michael Bay movie. Kissing your dog is cute until you think about the fact that his mouth probably tastes like the girls in the 2 girls 1 cup video.

And of course, you have to close out with a dog humping a woman (uh, not in the beastiality sense). Because dogs…so like us.