Ahhh, the memories… and mammaries of one Valerie Bertinelli. She sure is holding up a hell of a lot better than her ex- Eddie Van Halen isn’t she? The real question though is, does she still qualify as hot? Or not? And can you still qualify as hot if your dress has pockets? Another important question to be answered here today.
Showing my age, but Valerie on One Day at a Time was true spank bank material. We didn’t have Internet back then! For reals…
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July 9, 2008
#1
you wouldn’t? OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
July 9, 2008
#2
I would for the mere fact that it is Valerie effin’ Bertinelli, that is mutually exclusive of whether she is hot or not though.
July 9, 2008
#3
this is an unfair test
her titties literally gave me a black eye…
July 9, 2008
#4
I just love the internet version of ‘I Love the 80’s’…but YES…still hot.
BTW…not that it matters but in Eddies defense – he had cancer for cryin’ out loud…
July 9, 2008
#5
You got a problem with the ’80’s bub?!
And my statement still stands…”she sure is holding up a hell of a lot better than her ex- Eddie Van Halen.”