When you think of America, who is the first person who comes to mind? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hint: She was married to The Donald. Nope. Marla ___________? YES! Marla Maples!!

You know, I think Marla is a hot little number and I would do bad, bad things to her, but damn, what an idiot.

Oh, and come back here tomorrow for a real tribute. Then get out there and blow off a finger or two!!