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UGLY CHICKS NAMED LISA

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Please Lisa Rinna, please, do us all a favor and quit the Botox Injections. In fact, on your birthday today, your one wish should be that you start to look like a human being again.

What is it about chicks named Lisa? Why they always gotta be raunchy, gross, or ugly cartoon characters.

Don’t believe me, let’s take a look.

Lisa Rinna

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I assure you that she used to look normal. In fact, some might even call her hot. But now, that’s way in the past

Lisa Lampanelli

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No words of mine can describe why any person, let alone a NFL player, would hit this.

Lisa Bonet

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When she was Denise, I’ll admit, she was ok. But the years have not been kind. Supposedly, the last shower Bonet ever took was on the set of A Different World.

Lisa Simpson

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When the only dude that wants you is Milhouse, you need to re-establsish your place in life. I’m guessing a new hairdo might do her some good

Mona Lisa

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Are we still convinced this is a woman? Because if it is, she’s nasty. I don’t know why the painting is famous. If you want, I can go to the park right now and take pictures of chicks who are just as ugly. Maybe it’ll sell for a couple of bucks on a fetish website or something.

  • Jebbica
    July 11, 2008
    #1

    LOL! However, I think Lisa Bonet is pretty, just not in that picture. She was cute in that John Cusack movie.

    Here are some additions:
    Lisa Leslie
    Lisa-Marie Presley

    How about some cute Lisas?

    Lisa Loeb
    Lisa Snowdon
    Lisa Kudrow
    Lisa Raye

  • World of Isaac
    July 11, 2008
    #2

    cute lisas wouldn’t be fun but lisa loeb is smokin

  • gibbs12
    July 11, 2008
    #3

    good stuff. that’s nuts what she used to look like. plastic surgery is bad.

  • GMoney
    July 11, 2008
    #4

    Lisa Kudrow is disgusting. I would still hit Lisa Rinna for reasons that I can not explain except for it rhymes “nitties”.

  • Anonymous
    July 11, 2008
    #5

    kitties?

  • the agent
    July 12, 2008
    #6

    Lisa Rinna look nasty she looks like she’s got more botox in her than the the army have in there chemical warfare labs ………

  • yoshithin
    January 2, 2009
    #7

    Lisa Bonet is very pretty looks younger then her years.

  • coolwhiteboy
    December 6, 2009
    #8

    are you serious????? lisa bonet is and we still remain gooooooooorgoues as hell she was voted one of the most sexiest tv stars in the world which they voted her over jessica alba which i certianly agree ..lol dude you have some messed up eyes she hot exotic beautiful gorgoues and ultimatley sexy as hell !

  • jennybaby
    December 6, 2009
    #9

    i know right this is crazy lisa bonet is verrrrrrrrry hot and beautifult back then and still is ..yeah she age a bit but those eyes those beautiful big bright brown doe eyes and full sexy lips the skin the hair …….omg shes tooo hoooooooot and exotic and soooooooo damn sexy this guyism need there eyes fixed lol!

  • tomdeela
    December 6, 2009
    #10

    yeah i feel yall lisa bonet has not an ugly bone on her face or body she always is gorgoues and really i never ever ever ever heard anyone say lisa bonet is ugly i mean she too pretty to be ugly lol and old ….so thats the first any way lisa bonet is hoooot no matter what this stupid made up article says its nothing but i made up website anyway who cares she was already voted tv seixest woman alive so she earned her title and badass ladies of the 80,s

  • ktjones
    December 6, 2009
    #11

    lisa bonet is not ugly she is hooooooooooooooooooooot! she just got old looking from drug abuse but she still is super sexy!

  • caligirlparty
    December 6, 2009
    #12

    yeah lisa bonet is beautiful but the rest are ugly and lisa bonet has never been put in an ugly catergory her whole life lol so yeah this is stupid shes beautiful!

  • Jessie
    December 22, 2009
    #13

    Jebbica lise leslie is hot

  • Jessie
    December 22, 2009
    #14

    Jebbica lise leslie is hot

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