There aren’t many things funnier than seeing a fat man dance. And if that fat man is a 400 lb, dip chewing former NFL Defensive Linemen, than its bound to bring in good ratings.

Yeah, it’s something that sort of came out of nowhere. But I enjoy the idea of training for something else. My whole life has been football. I could hang out in L.A. for a few weeks. My daughter would love it. There’s nothing wrong with my smile. I don’t think I speak Ebonics. I think I will (do the show).”

I don’t think I’ve watched more than five minutes of Dancing with the Stars but now I’m going to make a point to see it when Fat Sapp is on.