A few weeks ago I made a friendly suggestion to Brooke Hogan. I told her that if she ever goes out in public she should do it wearing only a bikini. It is the only way she should ever go out. It helps reduce any confusion with regard to her mannishness. Anyway, I am glad to report that she is still following my advice.

Keep up the good work, Brooke, and be sure to tell your dad Happy 55th Birthday for us!