Why am I jealous of a six-year-old? Because this particular six-year-old is the son of BAG (Brian Austin Green) and his babysitter is apparently Megan Fucking Fox. (That’s her new name now, btw). Oh yeah… the kid’s mom? Vanessa Marcil.
You know I had some crushes on a couple of my sitters growing up, but if Megan was my babysitter I think I might have grown up with some issues about women. Luckily, I was spared and don’t have such problems now.
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August 4, 2008
#1
I thought that Megan Fox broke up with Brian Austin Green?
August 4, 2008
#2
Yes, we were all mislead. Thus the title of this post I did awhile back: CRAP!