How come Lindsay Lohan being a lesbian isn’t more exciting to me? Is it because she is being a lesbian with in my opinion a chick who looks like a ugly dude? That’s got to be it.

And while my favorite 18-year-old(TM) Hayden Panettiere is not technically showing any nipplage here, she is showing what I believe to be the most cleavage she has ever shown, thus making her an honorary member of our First Nipple Day here at on 205th.

I didn’t think you’d mind her inclusion.