Apparently the U.S. stunned the world by beating Brazil in their Gold medal match at the Olympics.

Correct me if I’m wrong here but hasn’t the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team been the best in the world for a couple of years?

Whats the shock there?

Anyways, Natasha Kai, you know that chick on the team with all the tattoos, decided to go Brandi Chastain on the rest of the world and strip down to her sports bra.

And while I consider myself a strong and healthy heterosexual male, I can’t say I find this all that appealing.

In fact, I’m actually frightened.