I am loving this ex-WAG Nereida Gallardo. The sheer amount of time that she is putting in on the beach without a top should garner her some sort of award. That’s it! I will make up an award, send it to her, and she will be so impressed, she’ll want to fly to the States and be mine forever and ever. Shut up…

It must be good to be so damn popular with the ladies that you can somehow dump a chick like this. Cristiano Ronaldo, you are my hero.

For the NSFW versions of Miss Gallardo’s display of super-awesome boobness, click here.