Yesterday, news leaked that Jessica Simpson does strip teases via webcam for Tony Romo while he’s at Training camp. And while it would be extremely easy to pump out other NFL Wags that you’d love to see on webcams, it’d be a lot funnier to see ones you’d hate to see…

So I give you….

Brenda Warner

I’m not calling Kurt’s wife ugly by any means, but let’s just say she’s beauty challenged.

Lisa Lampanelli

I’m guessing whatever Chicago Bear slept with Lisa probably doesn’t want it to be known. He probably also doesn’t want her doing a striptease for him either. Because while Lampanelli is hilarious, she isn’t exactly making you laugh when she’s taking off her clothes. In fact, gag is a more appropriate term.

Stella

Maybe Stella can do one of those stripteases where they only show her from the neck down?

Kim Culpepper

I don’t even know if a brown paper bag would work here?

Tisa Brooks

If Tisa ever did strip for husband Aaron, then I can say without a shadow of a doub that its the #1 reason he’s not in the NFL anymore.

Claire

Claire was voted one of the homeliest cheerleaders by The Daily Redundancy. And by homeliest, I mean “Cheerleader most likely to make your boner flaccid”.

H/T: YesButNotButYes for the pics