Via Buzzfeed comes today’s awesomeness, a new Breyer’s campaign that leaves me a little perplexed.

All I can say is that I hope that Breyer’s was able to execute this campaign without going over budget. The last time someone had me posed like that when I was a child, it took a crapload of Ninja Turtles toys and one hell of a VW van. Only difference is that I was the popsicle in that situation .