You know how cheerleaders are always wearing their sexy cheerleader outfits while doing cheerleader-related things? Not in the Monroe, Ohio school district.

At most schools there were pep rallies Friday ahead of the big games, complete with players in their jerseys and cheerleaders in their uniforms.

But at Monroe, the outfits that are fine for the field don’t fly in the classroom.

While the cheerleaders were showing off their uniforms Friday night, they were not dressed that way earlier in the day at school.

Many wore long shorts and T-shirts, and then put their uniforms on over the top during their pep rally.

“You want to have students wear appropriate clothing during the educational period of the day, and then after school, wear the appropriate clothing for the event,” [Superintendent Elizabeth Lolli] said.

Wow what a stunner that a woman Superintendent would want to keep the nubile young cheerleaders in long shorts and t-shirts for as long as possible. I could see it being logical if you said they had to adapt the uniforms or something, but you can see the girls like that a day later. It’s not like they’re a part of some amateur stripping team or something (unfortunately).

On the plus side, erections during school hours have dropped a reported 563% according to statistics I just made up. When they get rid of Miss Hargrove’s pencil skirts, there will hardly be an engorged set of genitals to be found in the city.