Supergirl knows what’s up…I’ve always said that either invisibility or x-ray vision would probably be my superpower of choice just because I could do a great deal of perverse things with either of those. I’d probably lean toward invisibility though because then I’d also be able to do crime. I guess super speed or super strength would be pretty badass too though because then you could be a superstar athlete and just have to like pretend you were mortal but then one day your girlfriend sees you opening a jar of pickles and you accidentally crush it because you’re just learning your powers and she’s like “OMG” and you’re like, “Yeah, it’s my secret.” Then you make out and some Smash Mouth song plays but just as you’re about to bone your new supervillain comes and totally cockblocks you which, aside from his genocide of hundreds at the bank vault, is probably his greatest crime of all.

[Derby tip to Kayfabe]