Tonight is the last night of the 2008 Democratic National Convention and, while I’m sure Barack Obama’s speech will be a treat, it should be status quo. Call me crazy, I think he might discuss “change”. All the exciting things are over, so let’s take a look at the most bizarre photos from the convention.

This may very well be the worst parade ever. And vaguely similar to Borat’s Running of the Jew.

As Obama Girl and this older MILF-Y lady prove, what would Colorado be without its beautiful mountains?

Hmm, who should I side with: the petite little Asian gal with all the fame or the crazy conspiracy theorist ordering an assault on her with the windswept good looks of Kevin James in a toupee?

Yeah…so…I’m going to have to go with bombs. Thanks.

This one may not be as WTF as the others but seriously…Chelsea Clinton looked kind of hot. And maybe she’ll end up looking like a pants-suited penguin like her mom in a couple years but, come on, very hittable.

I dream of a day where we will have bipartisan processed foods. Cross the aisle, Kraft. CROSS THE AISLE.

I never get how protesters thing that wearing costumes of pigs is going to make me, or anyone else, change my entire way of being and stop eating delicious pigs. In fact, you’d be fortunate if I don’t eat you while you’re in your little pig costume. You temptress. It was nice to see that the girl on the right didn’t need to wear a costume though.

Is Katie Couric flirting with Charles Barkley? Is he providing insight? Is he thinking about those pigs in the picture above? Probably the oddest pairing of the event.

You may think that’s a microphone, but no. Ever since Nightline ended, Ted’s been very hard up for work. He’s offering to shine that man’s shoes.

James Carville appears to be ready to shoot laser beams out of his eyes at Wolf Blitzer confirming that he is indeed a cyborg sent from the future to punish Wolf Blitzer for war crimes he will soon commit at the expense of Skynet.

I don’t know what this has to do with anything but it sure was nice for one of Bill Clinton’s business associates to come out for his big speech.

Gee, Katie Couric is sure getting some plum interview subjects. First Charles Barkley, now WWE wrestler Shelton Benjamin. Maybe she just has a taste for the dark meat. Might explain why she got that colonoscopy.

Why is he dressed like that? What exactly is he protesting, since clearly there were many protests held? How does he keep his beard so fresh and youthful? While we may never know the answer to any of those questions, at least we can appreciate his ability to color-coordinate.

DID SOMEBODY SAY “SHENANIGANS”??? GET YOUR BROOMS BOYS, WE’RE DECLARING SHENANIGANS!