Comments on: THE TEN COMMANDEMENTS FOR WOMEN DURING FOOTBALL SEASON

By: quotations

quotations — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 21:20:38 +0000

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By: pete the perv

pete the perv — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:53:00 +0000

I bet that's not all you found hidden in there.huh?HUH???YEAH!!!!

By: monica

monica — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:44:00 +0000

i know, i saw the papers hidden in mom's drawer…

By: World of Isaac

World of Isaac — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 11:18:00 +0000

monica, I hate to break it to you….but you were adopted

By: monica

monica — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:46:00 +0000

what kind of DUDE shit is this?? we are no longer related.

By: Bush

Bush — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:56:00 +0000

Does anyone have an identity on this blog?Nice post Isaac. My wife has her jersey ready for tomorrow!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:49:00 +0000

I feel sorry for anyone who smells my aroma….my wife refers to it as a "farty party" when I float an air-biscuit…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Isaac, nice to see you finally writing something amusing, however unrealistic and unlikely it may be

By: World of Isaac

World of Isaac — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:06:00 +0000

when shaun rogers fats on something, I can guarantee you I can do better than thatstern but fairand #7 was qualityand #10, well, we love #10

By: it needs to be

it needs to be — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:52:00 +0000

Stern. Stern, but fair. Now, some mandatory guidelines for you, WOI, because we care:1. Ideally, watch the game by yourself.2. If you are unable to follow the First Guideline, sit as far away as possible from everyone else you’re watching the game with – for their sole benefit.3. No touching. I know that either: (a) you were either surprised by a play/call, (b) disagree with a play/call, or (c) think a play/hit was good/bad, but do not grab, slap or punch anyone’s shirt, shoulder, back or arms. Just no touching.4. Unless you have a specific destination, and are in route to that destination: remain seated at all time. No more standing/jumping on the couch nonsense. 5. Control your volume. Although many of these guidelines may and should be applied to and followed in your everyday, daily life, none more so than this: control your volume. Yelling louder neither makes you more correct, nor turns back time. If you are not at the stadium, they can’t hear you, no matter how hard to try to make them.6. Begin any and all statements with: “ahh, dude . . . ” This should be an easy one for you.7. When hungry, be careful: those are your fingers, not candy bars.8. Take a good look at all of the players on the field: you are neither more athletic than, nor could do better than anyone of them at anything they are doing on the field. The same holds true for you when you were in the seventh grade, when you were a wrestler, before you blew out your knee, or when you used to walk around campus with weights in your backpack.9. If watching the game in a public place on a Saturday/Sunday afternoon, especially a family friendly place or in any location with a child under the age of 16 within earshot (no matter who they are with): easy on the language. No F words. Period. Not even “fat”; not even “fart.” You cannot be trusted. 10. Titties much.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:22:00 +0000

The farting one made me spit up my coffee