Did anybody else see that Thome homerun? That thing went about 500 feet. It was reminiscent of those home runs Sosa hit in that roid induced derby a couple of years back.And seriously, I say this in the nicest way but can Al Davis die already. The man is so off his rocker. Now he doesn't want to pay Lane Kiffin. I hope this is a warning to any aspiring head coach out there to stay the hell ou ...more.

I'm not willing to say that Rasheed has full fledged dementia yet...Maybe just delusions of grandeur.Sheed recently sat down with Stony and Wojo of 1130AM in Detroit and talked about his shaky relationship with Flip Saunders saying, "It wasn't always Peaches N' Cream".But when asked about this year's team, Rasheed seemed very confident that they could again be championship contenders.Listen to thi ...more.

It's Rosh Hashanah today, also known as the Jewish New Year. What does that mean (other than that your Jewish coworker, Schmeckel, shouldn't be off on December 31st or January 1st)? It means it's a time to look at a few of my favorite Jewish things! ...more.

Last time we checked in on Jennifer Aniston (like six hours ago) she was on a beach in a bikini. Let's see what she's up to now, shall we? Okay then! Hey look, she's still in a bikini! Yay!Oh! Did I mention that there isn't JACK SHIT going on in the world today? Must be the economic crisis. Oh and by the way, I COULD have done a third Jennifer Aniston bikini post, but I didn't, so there. And if yo ...more.

Bianca Beauchamp is almost patriotic. (Boobie Blog)Danielle Lloyd looks good in a million dollar dress. (Epic Carnival)Awesome new Jessica Alba bikini pics. (Double Viking)Anna Semenovich topless for Maxim Russia. (Daily POA)Rihanna does KFC. (DrunkenStepfather)The ultimate whore tag team duo! (Dirty Rotten Whore)Amanda Bynes even looks hot walking her dog. (djmick blog)Heather Locklear's arrest i ...more.

I have NO idea who the hell these chicks are, but it's two chicks, pretty good-looking, wearing lingerie, in public, in what appears to some kind of fetish/bondage store, holding riding crops, so I think that qualifies as a post. Gentlemen, may I present Rhian Sugden and Rosie Jones. Thank you...This is going to come as a complete shock to those of you that read this site regularly, but these two ...more.

Here are some pics of Audrina Partridge whoring it up at some pool party for Bombay Sapphire. The only alcohol that I don't drink is Gin. It taste like you're f'ing drinking a pine tree... disgusting. BUT, HEY, HER BOOBS ARE HANGING OUT OF HER SWIMSUIT! ...more.

Some people are way into Robin Meade, apparently. Including this kid, who stalked her so hard that she had to get a restraining order on him. That's Robin on the right, with alleged "sexy legs"....more.

Now that Tony Mandarich has finally admitted steroid use, we can all go about living our lives.Cause God knows nobody even had a hint of doubt that Mandarich was using.An excerpt from the interview....Mandarich: There’s other factors that were involved that nobody knows about that were way more of an effect on why I had the huge downfall in Green Bay than steroids (such as) drug and alcohol abu ...more.

New feature. I read so much random bullshit, thought this might be worth doing everyday. NOTE: I just realized I probably shouldn't do it right after the link post. Whatever, I got excited, screw you."His balls come a lot faster," Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie said. "I ain't seen no balls like that. Kurt's ball gets there, but not like that. It messed with me a little bit as far as my technique ...more.

Okay, so she's not a guy. I just said that to get all you fanboys of hers fired up, because as I have stated before, I don't find Rachel Bilson all the attractive. But hey, maybe you like cross-dressing, freckle-faced, flat-chested women who look like they're 15.I JUST SAID THAT. ...more.

EATING: Joey Chestnut retains hamburger eating titleNFL: Shot Jacksonville lineman is paralyzedNFL: Brady selects LA surgeon to repair damaged kneeNFL: Prosecution rests in robbery case against SimpsonNFL: Giants RB Danny Ware arrested for standing in traffic drunkNBA: Mavs' Howard apologizes for anthem video rantCELEB: Mindy McCready to return to jail for probation violationon 205th recommends: G ...more.

Don't think he didn't know it either... ...more.

Stuff like this is always tough for me because on one hand, it shows triumph over adverse situations and that should inspire me to persevere. On the other hand, this armless lady is doing crazy shit with her feet and she looks ridiculous. So I'm torn.In related news, I would not eat anything this lady made for me. I prefer my stir fry to not have athlete's foot, if it all possible.Also, I ...more.