Donkeys are typically known for their tremendous libidos (maybe) and, as such, they have a historically insatiable penchant for rape (probably). The clip below illustrates both points. It’s a little NSFW but it’s on YouTube, so it’s not THAAAAT bad.

Sigh, I can’t remember the last time my donkey looked at me like that. Our love life used to be so vibrant and healthy. Now I make him dinner and he just watches football and goes to bed. Do you think he might be cheating on me? Oh God I would just die. After all I did for him! That bastard!