Adriana Lima is going to be or was already on some stupid TV show called Ugly Betty. I call it stupid because I have never seen it, nor ever will, so it’s stupid… there. That being said, the producers are nothing but geniuses for casting Adriana Lima in a role, any role.

And don’t argue with me about them being geniuses. They cast one of the hottest women in the world and using their tremendous intellectual ability, dressed her in cleavage-revealing clothing. That is the DEFINITION of genius, my friends. Look it up.