I saw this on Digg this morning and thought it was funny enough to post on its own mettle. You may recall that censored version of The Count from Sesame Street’s theme, this is in the same vein, albeit slightly more perturbing since the kids are in on the act.

As if there weren’t enough reasons to not want oversized purple dinosaurs in your life. Look at him there with those soulless eyes. How can you trust him with your children? Aren’t his people supposed to be extinct? Why isn’t Chris Hansen looking into this???