Seriously, did you watch any of the MTV VMA show? Was that just about the most awful seven hours of TV ever broadcast? You people owe me, big time. I flipped back and forth between the Bears-Colts and the VMA just for you people (i.e. commercial breaks)! Anyway, that being said, Christina Milian gave me at least a few moments of joy Sunday night when I wasn’t watching football.

Well, lookee here… Lesbian fantasy, anyone?