For some reason, whenever I do a Who the hell? piece the chick in question always seems to run wild in the publicity department for a week or so then flames out (Simona anyone?) and I don’t see her or do a post on her for months. Let’s hope that’s not the case with Doutzen Kroes.

Her name is pronounced “Doubt-son Crows” for those of you that want to know how to properly pronounce the name of the woman to whom you’re spanking.