Heidi Montag may be a media whore that annoys the hell out of people (saying nothing of her douchebag boyfriend), but as long as she has that rockin’ bikini body, you are not going to be ridding yourself of her anytime in the near future. Hey, look, thong!!

As much as I hate her, the chance to use the ‘thong’ label was just too much for me to overcome. I hope you’ll forgive me.