Some place named Lavo Restaurant and Nightclub opened up somewhere and there were lots of babes there. I need to get on these invite lists. Who do I contact? I mean, the babes are just being deprived of my handsome good looks and stellar personality and all. Anyway, two babes in particular stood out on this night: Stacy Keibler and Summer Altice. Witness…

Now I know why Stacy Keibler is famous. She’s hot and did some dancing and crap, but why is Summer Altice famous? And who is the blonde babe she is posing next to? Lesbian fantasy, anyone?