Tyra Banks used to be one of the hottest women on the planet, then she got a TV show or two and kind of, well, got fat (don’t get me wrong though, her rack has always been top notch). But lookee here… Tyra (sporting my favorite lipstick) is looking pretty damn fine…

Now, even though she may be on the trail to returning hotness, in no way does this mean I will ever watch one of her shows. Unless, of course, she starts a new show in which she is naked and doing, uh, ‘things’, then I’m down.