So this is a scene from 30 Rock in which Jennifer Aniston, guest starring, supposedly gets wet. Bullcrap. No way she is actually getting wet here. If she were, her stupendously awesome nips would be at full attention, regardless of what kind of magic fabric was covering them.

What a waste. If you’re going to have Jen guest star on your show and you don’t take full advantage of her best feature, what’s the point? You just lost a viewer, 30 Rock! Oh wait, I’d have to be an actual viewer for them to lose me, wouldn’t I? Damn…