I was asked to participate in a NFL ranking for NE Patriots Draft…

For some odd reason, since the Lions were the only team that went undefeated in the preseason, I felt they deserved some recognition.

Therefore, they slid into the 4th spot….

This is what I had to say about it….

The Lions finished the preseason 4-0. The last time the Lions won 4 games in a row, well, let me think now…. I bonged my first beer at age 15, so it was definitely before that . I touched my first pair of boobies when I was 10, so I think before then too. I think I was in the third grade…..yea, around there….so what does that make me 8 or something? Hmm? Anyways, there you have it. The last time the Lions won 4 games in a row I was a prepubescent pervert who hadn’t drank a beer or touched any boobies…. For any normal blogger, that would just be called ‘last week.

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