I am still eagerly awaiting the Shannon Elizabeth nudity comeback. It would just be a crying shame if the high point of her nude days was the American Pie era. The fact that she hasn’t been completely naked in each and every movie she has been in is an out-and-out travesty. That being said, here’s Shannon squeegeeing her car and then at some other undetermined point in time wearing some f-me cowboy boots.

Shannon, have you learned nothing from Lisa Rinna and DeAnna Pappas when it comes to proper car maintenance? I don’t care if all you were doing was cleaning your windshield, this attire of yours will not suffice.