When I was in the 8th grade, I got cut from the basketball team. As payback to the kid who made the team over me, I slept with his girlfriend.

As awesome as that was at the time, I wish I would have just pulled a “Tatum Bell”. It would have saved me that burning feeling I still get when I pee.

Pulling a Tatum Bell as defined by the Urban Dictionary:

1. v. Stealing your replacements bags and taking it to a chick’s house that you slept with years before and telling her to hide it.

2. v. Stealing your replacements bags and getting caught on tape doing it.