So what if America is in total economic ruin? Look at the bright side: The Internet is churning out adorable videos and pictures with greater regularity than ever before!

Doggies breaking out of jail is so cute! Until you learn why they were breaking out. That answer: Unflinching amounts of doggie prison rape. Though I guess it was slightly adorable. The rottweiler dressed up like one of the Sisters from The Shawshank Redemption was pretty cute. But still.