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This ninja cat is awesome

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Everyone has a weakness for adorable kitties. Especially ones with big anime character-looking eyes. But what if they’re sneaking up on you to, probably, murder you and eat your sweet innards?

Just watch the whole thing. The cat sneaks up on its owner without shifting its position or moving while within the line of sight for a second. It’s pretty impressive.

As longtime readers may know, I own a cat (the official BOH kitty Nilla) and, while I never like making endorsements of products, I have to say that there is one product I especially enjoy getting her. That product? Dead Homeless People. Nothing will give your kitten the energy they need while satisfying your own personal bloodlust faster than Dead Homeless People.

“Got any change?”

“Sure…why don’t you come back to my place and we’ll get you all cleaned up. *winks at camera”

Dead Homeless People: The taste kitties will flip over.

  • goinglikesixty
    September 15, 2008
    #1

    Whew. I was worried about you for a sec. I thought you had gone soft – not flaccid – soft in the head – not that head – soft in the heart.
    Kitty? You posted a video of a Kitty?

    At the very end, I understand why… the cat got the shit scared out of it!

    Now that was BOH style.

    More scared cats! More scared cats!

  • Chris
    September 15, 2008
    #2

    I won’t pretend that I posted it for the scared part..the cat is just so adorable. I have a weakness for kitties. Not to be confused with any pussy-related weaknesses, which are also applicable.

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