10. Because their fans cry after they lose
9. Because that liar “Joe the Plumber” is a fan
8. Two words: Maurice Clarett
7. Because Brutus makes kids cry
6. Because they masturbate at the library
5. Because they import prostitutes to dance with their recruits
4. Because they choke their own players
3. Because they don’t know how to raise their kids
2. Because they have a fan named “Captain Ohio”
and finally,
1. Because this chick says so
Disgusting vintage foods 
Annoying Things Women Do 
Are you a douchebag? 
What women are afraid of 
Sexy Female Athletes 
October 17, 2008
#1
I could not believe #6. I watched the video, and I still can not believe it.
That guy wanted to get caught so bad. That is disgusting!
1. Why did he continue the interview.
2. Why did he go back after getting caught the first time.
SICK! I am sure Ohio State fans were not too happy about this vid.
October 17, 2008
#2
that video is a bit old but its hilarious
October 17, 2008
#3
Reason No. 6 should have either been: (a) higher on the list; or (b) not on the list at all.
October 17, 2008
#4
in hindsight, yes
October 17, 2008
#5
I like the strawberry panties. Not that I was paying attention too much.
October 17, 2008
#6
Agree. The strawberry underwear rock.
October 17, 2008
#7
are they the yank Manchester United
October 18, 2008
#8
if anything, prostitutes for recruits should be why ohio state is downright awesome!
October 20, 2008
#9
#6 should of been #1 and it should have been titled: “because carl monday says so”
October 20, 2008
#10
Best. Post. Ever.
October 20, 2008
#11
Captain Ohio is sucks…every student hates him. Still Ohio State does not suck.
October 21, 2008
#12
isaac i hate you so very much.
i forgot about the carl monday report on the masterbating library guy, funny stuff.
i would comment on what’s wrong with each of your claims, but i’d do the exact same post for why michigan sucks, so it’s all good and fun.
October 21, 2008
#13
I’m a MSU guy so feel free to bash Michigan
I’ll join along
October 21, 2008
#14
10 – That is neutron man in the center. he died tragically a few years ago.
9 – hes an american who is concerned about his financial security. what makes us all so different from him?
8 – I guarantee we hate clarett more than you do. he shamed our team name, and we would have won a second national title with him in 2003.
7 – that is clearly a smile on the child’s face.
6 – just one look at this guy’s creeper/molester face losses him all credibility.
5 – girls at osu really are that hot.
4 – your a dumbass, they are celebrating.
3 – photoshop, the ohio state logo is off center.
2 – ive never been a captain america fan, so america must suck. and why are you looking at the dude in the picture?
1 – no rebuttal, perfect arguement.
October 21, 2008
#15
10. Yes, I know he died. We all die eventually. It doesn’t make the picture any less funny.
9. If you are that concerned about your financial security, you’d pay your taxes
8. probably true, although you contributed to his demise
7. clearly
6. the face of a typical buckeye
5. signed,
guest pageant judges Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder
4. is that how they celebrate in ohio?
3. are you joe photoshop? maybe you and joe the plumber can form a company
2. stern but fair
1. I know
October 21, 2008
#16
ha number 4 is the celebration fail after Ted Ginn scored the TD against Florida and then got his ankle obliterated by his teammates.
October 21, 2008
#17
My own top ten list:
Buckeyes are inedible nuts
10)Columbus people are the worst drivers EVER
9) OSU people (especially alumni) are oblivious to the world around them ESPECIALLY during football season
7) They paint their house scarlet and gray and drive scarlet and gray MONSTER gas guzzling SUV’s
6) There appears to be an “I” in team
5) Too many beer guts
4) Columbus is flat, gray and boring thus, the need to masturbate in public
3) The girls that are pretty, are not actually from Columbus
2) In-breeding is actually desirable
1) Have you ever actually SEEN OSU campus…..? DISGUSTING!
October 21, 2008
#18
(10) The sheep herd known as Buckeyes fans never roots for other Big Ten schools – even during non-conference play – which not only undermines the reputation of their own conference, but also diminishes Ohio State’s accomplishments.
(9) Every year, OSU unleashes an extremely virulent and drug-resistant strain of sexually-transmitted disease-causing bug upon the rest of the country.
(8) OSU fans are the living definition of “front-runner,” “fair-weather fans,” “sore losers” and – many will argue – “complete assholes.”
(7) Columbus newscasters have been known to interrupt a colleague’s delivery of real news to interject vital comments like “Go Bucks!”
(6) Ohio State University president E. Gordon Gee. This inexplicably beloved clown took the money and ran away to Vanderbilt, where he suddenly felt the need to shut down athletic programs to “emphasize” academics. Apparently, he missed having fun at bowl games too much, so he came back to Columbus, where the cult of personality thrives. (Just ask Jack Hanna.) By the look of things, Vanderbilt’s football team doesn’t miss the Geekster – or his stupid bow ties.
(5) For all the boasting about the “Best Band in the Land,” said band has an incredibly limited, unoriginal, and crappy repertoire.
(4) Fans are not only convinced the crappy song “Hang On Sloopy” by The McCoys was written specifically FOR the University, but also that its title is “Hang On SNOOPY.” Stupidity has no boundaries.
(3) Buckeyes fans have endorsed the killing of blue-eyed babies on the idiotic belief they will grow up to be Michigan fans.
(2) An awful lot of OSU fans are extremely uncomfortable with a non-white quarterback leading the team – that is, unless he is surrounded by Heisman Trophy hype, which provides fans with another excuse to show how talented they are in the art of verbal diarrhea.
Bad omen for one Barack Obama.
(1) Campus-wide belief that date rape is OK on days there are football games. Or practices.
January 3, 2009
#19
fuck you and your shitty website
go bucks
fuck michigan
January 3, 2009
#20
typical OSU trash
April 30, 2009
#21
I never call out photo shops but the kid in #3; i believe in the real version wearing Carolina hurricane gear
there are plenty of other reasons why OSU sucks that you could fill in that spot
GO GREEN! GO WHITE!
strait from the banks of the red cedar
April 30, 2009
#22
The kid is a fan of Feyenoord, a professional soccer team from Rotterdam…photoshopped!
August 20, 2009
#23
stay classy anonymous Buckeye Fan
December 9, 2009
#24
The only thing that actually make sence here is Marice Clarett. That was a bad apple for the buckeyes! Other than that Ohio State has a Great fan base and Great Team. And all these pics show that. Yea you can reply with we have not showed up for the last 2 championship games which is understandable. But all we can do is learn from them to make us a better team. So therefore this site is retarted. Ohio State has the best team, band, and fans in the land baby!!! O-H………
December 9, 2009
#25
I-O!!!
Issac, I thought you were better than this……
December 9, 2009
#26
brock, it was written many moons ago…I think I might have been under the influence
December 9, 2009
#27
The only thing that actually make sence here is Marice Clarett. That was a bad apple for the buckeyes! Other than that Ohio State has a Great fan base and Great Team. And all these pics show that. Yea you can reply with we have not showed up for the last 2 championship games which is understandable. But all we can do is learn from them to make us a better team. So therefore this site is retarted. Ohio State has the best team, band, and fans in the land baby!!! O-H………
December 9, 2009
#28
I-O!!!
Issac, I thought you were better than this……
December 9, 2009
#29
brock, it was written many moons ago…I think I might have been under the influence