7. The Strip Club

If you’re going to go out, go out in style. Let your lasting image be one of boobies in your face…

6. Taco Bell

I’d love to just once pass out in my nachos bellgrande….just once. That’s gotta be a great feeling in the morning.

5. The Masters

Listen, Daly’s never going to win there anyways so might as well as embarrass yourself in front of some rich folks while you’re still alive

4. Ex-wife Sherrie’s Bed

Trust me, if you saw his other 3 wives, you’d pick this one too

3. The Hospital

Well, just in case things go south and you need your stomach pumped, there isn’t a better place. And if you’re lucky, you might get a sponge bath out of it…

2. White Castle

If John had some reefer with his Jack, this would be a perfect compliment

1. Tigers Woods Estate

You’ll think you woke up in some tropical paradise and then there is the off chance you’ll see Elin nude sanbathing…uh, yes please.