With Jose Canseco’s admittance that he now regrets ever writing Juiced, Guyism decided to look at some other things in Jose’s life that he probably now regrets as well…

He regrets…

Letting that ball hit him in the head

He regrets…

Wearing see-thru negligee

He regrets…

Getting knocked the F out in a celebrity boxing match

He regrets…

Making this stupid face to the camera

He regrets…

Losing his self-respect by wearing a bra and panties on national TV

He regrets…

Letting A-Rod steal the love of his life, Madonna

and finally…

He regrets…

Being caught at the border with a drug that proves that your nuts are as big as tic-tacs