For the first time in 476 straight NFL games, John Madden is taking a week off. Because it has to be so foreign for John Madden to actually have a weekend away from the NFL, Guyism gives him some advice on how to spend his free time…
He can…
Renew his vows with Brett Favre
He can…
Plot out the assassination of arch nemesis Frank Caliendo
He can…
Fix all those Madden Glitches
He can…
Try to talk some sanity into his old boss
Or maybe…
Invent a new poultry dish concoction for Thanksgiving
And even have time to…
Get a more G-rated version of his telestrator work
And even still find time to…
Update the newest model of the Brett Favre excuse-o-matic…
and finally,
He can get rid of that stupid expression he always has on his face
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October 14, 2008
#1
Yah missed have a reunion with Pat Summerall. Those two could move into the nursing home together. Remember when Madden was the coherent one?
October 14, 2008
#2
was that before or after summerall starting hitting the bottle during gametime
October 14, 2008
#3
Props to nobody for posting that awful Al Davis picture for the seventh time this month.
October 15, 2008
#4
Hey Ike, tell me what you really think about Brett Favre?
October 15, 2008
#5
Mac, I dont know what you’re talking about…
I wore my #4 jersey to work today