Hey it’s Pedophilia Day here on the BOH (then again, what day isn’t?), so let’s commemorate that with photos of Ali Lohan at Animal Fair Magazine’s 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party.

That is a pretty impressive display of teenage whorishness. I also think that’s a real tattoo, which is classy because Ali is like 15 and she’s big breasted and probably f’ing guys with bangs named Skyler or Dylan so she’s pretty well-versed on being a classy lady. You typically only find gals as classy as Ali Lohan hanging out at Walmart or in the back room of a Meth lab (it’s casual in that room because it has couches).

I hate to say it, but she kind of has a man face in these photos. Hopefully that gets fixed with age and visitors to ol’ Dr. Makemepretty. He’s the top Native American plastic surgeon around.