Either that or Angelina Jolie is a witch or she takes really good drugs that only superstar A-list celebrities and ambassadors to the United Nations are privy to. How else do you explain the mother of 26 still looking so goddamn fine?

I always wondered about Brad Pitt having to deal with all those kids running around and Angelina’s ‘eccentricities’, but now I see why he puts up with it. Damn…