Ever wondered what at least one of the Golden Girls thinks about the upcoming election? Well, good news! Betty White has answered your prayers!

The last time I heard such salty language from a post-menopausal woman, it was Forcible Sodomy Night at the old folks’ home. Now why would there be Forcible Sodomy Night at an old folks’ home? Well, they canceled Bingo Night after the stock market tumbled; the home simply couldn’t afford to stock both bingo cards and balls with both letters and numbers on them. See US Government, these are the cutbacks real Americans have to make when you institute your crazy policies.