Beyonce Knowles wore a bikini to the beach last week and pissed me off in the process by wearing a sarong that is so-wrong. That and the fact that she is surrounded by like 13 bodyguards. Get over yourself, B. Luckily she hit the pool and had to take off the sarong. Unluckily, the photographer that was sitting in a tree taking those pics is an idiot and only got pictures while she was in the water. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

So how long til Jay-Z wrecks this body by gettin’ it knocked up?