Danielle Bux is on the cover of November’s UK Maxim. Why? Basically because she is hot and dating a former soccer player. I mean, the best headline Maxim could come up with for her is “Linekar’s Lass”? And she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page (the real sign of being truly famous!).

These revelations in no way preclude us from posting pictures of her though (Exhibit A).