So the never-aging Liz Hurley was somewhere at some event, hell, it could have been the Pride of Britain event for all I know, and she wore a pretty pink dress with some slits in it that showed us her lovely pink nips.

Do women as hot as her deliberately wear dresses like this just to f with our minds? Don’t answer that. I’m not sure which is more frustrating, her in this dress or her with that guy. Hotchickswithdouchebags, anyone?