I figured since around 60% of you out there think that Jodie Marsh is hot, I’d toss you a little bone.

Me personally? I think that Jodie Marsh is a cute girl (underneath all the makeup) with a rockin’ body and some serious attention/self-esteem issues (AKA marriage material). And since she is currently soliciting sperm donors, I’d like to declare myself available. I would have no problem making a “deposit”.