Not to get all “OH FOX NEWS IS SO MESSED UP MAAAAAN, I’M A LIBERAL AND I HAAAAATE IT” but this is a well-crafted and poignant look at how Fox News should be presented.

In related news, I now also find myself paternalistic to minorities, hate rich people for their successes, and like complaining about things endlessly but not really doing anything. Also I want to gay marry someone. That might not be so much of a liberal thing though, just sexy.