Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million.
According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, Dylan’s got a couple offers.
“We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis exclusively tells Scandalist. But the highest bidder won’t necessarily win Natalie’s heart, and virginity. As Natalie told Scandalist, she won’t do the deed with just anyone, but hopes to find someone who “seems intelligent.” Although her personal top pick, Barack Obama, has not placed a bid, Natalie has some excellent potential first-time partners.
Dennis said, “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.” With the possible $3.8 million Natalie could receive, surely she will be more than comfortable.
Well, it’s great to see that the vagina futures market has rallied along with the rest of the stock market, but that’s just silly. To think that some girl who’s willing to allow some random, probable mess of a man would forego an extra $2.8 million just because one guy “felt more right” is kind of absurd. You know what’d feel right? Taking a dip in a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, theoretically. It’d probably be kind of painful. In fact, I don’t know how a fairly small duck was able to swim through piles of solid gold. Seems like you’d hurt yourself more often than not. Those ducks have some life.
Aside: In terms of future forecasting, I expect the price for her second time having sex to decline about, oh, 3800%. It’s not really a renewable resource. That’s why you have to have multiple daughters to sell on the black market. It’s science.
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October 14, 2008
#1
Who in hell wants to pay for that? She looks like a trany!
October 14, 2008
#2
@Bateman – If you can afford $1 million, you can afford a dimmer switch in the bedroom. Problem solved!
October 14, 2008
#3
Um why does her picture look photoshopped? The skin color of her head doesn’t match her body.
October 14, 2008
#4
I would guess that’s just how ugly people are made by God, nature, and the Internet.
October 14, 2008
#5
Ok who wants to drop 3.8 Mil on a lousy lay? I Offer her free Drinks, and At least 10 doubles for myself…..Really? I would hit it, but Really?
October 14, 2008
#6
Who would drop 3.8 mil for a lousy first time lay? Then to top it off she wants to bang Obama? Before the Obama comment I would offer free drinks for her and 10 doubles for myself…..She is not all that. Now i would not touch that Skank for all the mudsharks in China
October 14, 2008
#7
You could get group gangbanged by every girl in the Playboy mansion for that much money, and still have some left over to buy a nice speedboat. She values herself way too much — probably because her mommy and daddy told her she’s a princess her whole life. Anyone dumb enough to pay that much money for an average looking girl with no sexual experience deserves to lose the money.
October 14, 2008
#8
I offer her 10 bucks and 2 beers.
October 14, 2008
#9
If you pay a million for that ugly trash your insane! Now if you substitute her with Megan Fox…….
October 14, 2008
#10
I’d hit it. If I was filthy rich, I would pony up $3.8 mil for some girls virginity. What else would I be spending my money on? I would also make some form of before and after plaster cast of her vagina and make it into art. Now its not prostitution, its paying 3.8 mil to commission fine art. I would call Labia Sans Hymen or something to that respect.
October 15, 2008
#11
looks for an intelligent man so thats 50% done where’s her 50 %? LOL
October 16, 2008
#12
3.8 million ZImbabwe dollars…
SOLD!
November 1, 2008
#13
Yes – hopefully this skank prostitue whore will goto jail after she commits the act. I’m sure nothing can be done until it actually takes place, but this is definately the exact definition of prostitution. Money for sex. Hopefully she won’t bleed, and gets slapped with a lawsuit for falsifying claims. Pathetic how this society has turned into gold-digging whores like her — absolutely no morals or belief system. I wouldn’t touch her for free.
November 4, 2008
#14
man, i watched her today on tyra. she is really well educated and seems like she has a lot of common sense, but obviously not, ugh, as a woman i hate when other woman do things like this to themselves but i guess shes got to pay off her loans somehow.
November 18, 2008
#15
who the fuck would pay for that she looks like her crotch smells like moth balls
January 12, 2009
#16
What the Fuck? People that desparate? Shes freaking ugly!
January 14, 2009
#17
I pay 10 trlion to eat ILoveCake
January 14, 2009
#18
She can pay me to have sex with her!!
January 14, 2009
#19
Man for that sort of money I hope the winner, after wrecking her vagina…shoves it up her ass too!! That’ll learn her!!!
January 14, 2009
#20
She is getting what she is paying for, I hope she gets some fat discusting, pasty slob of a pervert, and for the rest of her life, she will remember that, and the world will remember her as a hooker.
January 14, 2009
#21
man this girl is weird but very smart at the same time if you think about it most girls now in days dont even get a dime for it..
January 16, 2009
#22
good on her if she wants to sell her body she can but at the end of the day thats a prostitute gaining money because she is a lazy person not wanting to get a real job. im a male and my bum is a virgin does that mean i can get that kind of money i mean id only ever do her from behind so that aint any different than me getting it done to me.if i need money ill work 4 it and im not about to lower myself like that. god only knows what she can get. diseases are in most blokes that have to pay 4 it
January 18, 2009
#23
This g-digging chick is just looking for some rich fool to knock her up. It’s all pink in the middle…what makes hers worth the money?
January 19, 2009
#24
Whats a worn out old dong go for now a days? i’ll start the bid a a $1.25! Haha Start biddin ladies!!!
January 19, 2009
#25
How you know she a virgin!?
January 21, 2009
#26
LOl- two reasons NOT to pay.
1. virgins suck-boring, waste -get a real woman
2. and most importantly-if you’re gonna pay get somone who’s not FUGLY.
by the way would a dr. prove that you were getting what you’re sadly paying for.
I WOULD pay money to see the loser willing to purchase this.
January 23, 2009
#27
I’d make her another notch on the old belt…..fuck it, its just paper . But seriously, smart girl, because you know some rich fuck with to much bloody money is gonnna pay it. what does she care what other people think…the chick will be sittin on 3.8 milli for a one night stand. and sorry for the guy who does pay it, cuz it’ll be the worst lay. hell I’d pay more a year from now then I would for her as a virgin, atleast she would know some shit
January 24, 2009
#28
That bitch aint worth 20 bucks you could get better bitches on Las Vegas Blvd.
January 24, 2009
#29
i’d have to fuck her from behind
January 24, 2009
#30
I thought prostitution was illegal?!? So your telling me its ok if you do it on eBay? Well then I’m selling blowjobs for a million I have an excellent resume if you want to see it! Lots and lots of expirience… Guaranteed a night of pleasure! I have to pay for college let me up the price??? Super head doesn’t charge that much sweetie.. And how does the fool who’s willing to offer her a million knows she’s a virgin lmao she’s tainted man don’t do it!!!
January 25, 2009
#31
I really agree, she should sell it. She owns it, it`s hers` and can do whatever she wants with it.
Fools GO for it.
The most i can pay is 3.8 million Zimbabwe dollars, and i would pay in FULL “CASH” Done deal.
January 29, 2009
#32
this pic is fake
February 1, 2009
#33
This bitch is soooo f- in retarded if I had that kind of money I would pull a bangbus scam on her whorish ass!! I would give her the money.. F*ck the sh*t out of her.. Then while she’s cleaning my g*t out of her eyes and ass.. I’d grip the money back out of her purse then roll out.. Then her virginity, money and innocence would be gone then she could go back to paying for college how normal people do.. Working!!
February 1, 2009
#34
I’d want her checked out by a doctor before money changed hands so I had some assurances she WAS a virgin.
I’d need a certificate of authenticity
February 3, 2009
#35
either she is real smart or she is real dumb hum not sure
February 7, 2009
#36
i think she has no self respect one day her kids will see this and think nothing of her, its embarassing. so she will have all this money and no respect i dont get it???? why would you sell it for so much money and the whole time your complaining it hurts whats the fun in that really.
February 14, 2009
#37
Very Funny……….$3.8m…lets see…that will be more than enough to get a thousand girls in your yard. Thumbs up to her(nat) but i am 100% sure the guy should get a grammy for stupidity.
February 14, 2009
#38
if she really wants to find someone intelligent, she ain’t gonna get much $, cuz anyone who will pay 3.8 mil for that is a moron…
February 17, 2009
#39
I wonder how much my butt viginity could be worth to some gay rich guy?
March 6, 2009
#40
My friend is a vergin girl from Thailand. She is 22 years old and we got Idea to sell her verginity for 10,000 US$.
If some one seriously interested we can send you picture and detail. She is 5foot 3 and 9o lbs weight and beautiful. She is a very shy person.
March 6, 2009
#41
My friend is a vergin girl from Thailand. She is 22 years old and we got Idea to sell her verginity for 10,000 US$.
If some one seriously interested we can send you picture and detail. She is 5foot 3 and 9o lbs weight and beautiful.
email annpaamay@gmail.com
Please only serious people. SHe is ready to do any test if you pay for the test.
April 28, 2009
#42
Price of virginity, 3 million dollars????
And she is searching for an intelligent guy???
What the heck????
I think no fool would pay more than 100 dollars for her @$$
I wonder how many ugly girls would sell their virginity on net to become famous???
July 5, 2009
#43
Hope she gets some guy with 12 inches of pipe and more with enormous width to it. Then she’ll have a better reason to spend the cash! Obgyn’s or other specialists to stich up the mess and whatever else it could come with. Watch out ladies!!!!
July 28, 2009
#44
I M Selling my
KIDNEY’s
for this GIRL
woooowww….